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Boss the kitchen with ready-made meals and 5 course menus: this apron gets the chef out of you when you work your magic on the hobs or the BBQ grill.
Draw cords to adjust height and width
Easy-care and shape-retaining
Durable and rugged consistency: 240 g/m²
Fabric: 100% cotton
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